if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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