I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
did i just pee glitter
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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