sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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