I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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