Its about making memories worth repressing
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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