you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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