Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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