I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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