I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I am in a vortex of obligation.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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