we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
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