We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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