what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
You can't special order awesome
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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