Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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