i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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