Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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