So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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