go do what you do best...puke behind churches
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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