I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
The air was thick with penises
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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