yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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