Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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