So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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