I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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