jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Randomize