idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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