idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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