So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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