guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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