everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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