Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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