i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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