I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
my shit smells like andre
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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