yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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