doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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