Duck Duck Cougar?
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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