We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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