i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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