Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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