Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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