Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Randomize
