So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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