you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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