Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
