But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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