She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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