We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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