another moral hangover. fuck.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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