So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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