have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
He called his prostate his "boner button".
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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