I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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