tell your sister to shave her snatch
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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