Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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