so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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