"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Naked Twister starts at high noon
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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