You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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