Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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